Nov/0914
banana bread time
i’m not much of baker. i mean, i don’t do a lot of cakes or cookies or muffins or cupcakes or breads.
but i do like a banana bread – in fact there was a while where i was making banana bread every week. and not just as a way to get rid of old bananas – mainly because i like eating banana bread.
my recipe is a modified recipe i found on the internets. it’s mainly modified by what i have on hand – but the basics are the following:
2 cups white flour
3/4 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1/4 cup butter
lots of really ripe bananas. overripe. i mean flies are circling around and you have to hide them from your ayi to keep her from throwing them away.
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
handful of something else – in the past i’ve used semi-sweet chocolate chips, crushed walnuts, cinnamon – this particular loaf i have a bag of dried cranberries – never tried this before
instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 170 C (I dunno – what is that 325 F? – convert it yourselves!)
2. grease up a loaf pan.
3. cream together the eggs, bananas (i like to mash them with a fork), brown sugar in one bowl. in the other bowl mix the flour, salt and baking powder.
4. once the wet ingredients are nice and mixed, pour them in with the dry ingredients. mix until well incorporated and there’s no more dry flour.
5. pour dough into greased loaf pan.
6. bake for like an hour or a little bit over and hour, or until you get a clean toothpick after sticking it in.
7. let cool before slicing.
i didn’t take photos of the dough mixing because – well because my hands were covered in flour and egg and other things.
about 20 minutes in, the dough starts to rise
about 45 minutes in, the top is starting to take on some nice coloring
ta da! here’s the bread!
now . . .to try a piece
it’s pretty dang good.





11:48 pm on November 7th, 2009
Looking good mister T, send me over a piece so I can review it.
5:32 am on November 8th, 2009
What’s that address again?
WoAiZhongGuo
The Internets
Shanghai
Commieland (China Division)?
6:51 pm on November 8th, 2009
Yes close enough it should reach me, thanks.
7:26 am on November 9th, 2009
The bread is in the mail.
7:12 pm on November 9th, 2009
I DEMAND MY SLICE!
8:13 pm on November 9th, 2009
Dear Mr. S. James,
It appears that you have misaddressed your angry letter. In the future please use the following email:
angryletters@dailytelegraph.co.uk
Your assistance in this matter is much appreciated.
Kind regards,
Me
8:30 pm on November 9th, 2009
I thought for banana bread it was customary to use yeast and pass it on to your friends afterwards for them to make their own. It seems you used baking powder though, this means you are a terrible swine!!
6:50 am on November 10th, 2009
If using baking powder is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
10:55 am on November 10th, 2009
It wasn’t meant to be angry, it’s just that the caps lock on my PC is broken.
Do you have any idea how I can fix it? It’s driving me crackers.
11:15 am on November 10th, 2009
Try using superglue.
Or
MACS DON’T HAVE CAPS LOCK ISSUES, SON!!!!!11!!!!!! YOU SHOULD SWITCH!!!ONE!!!UNO!!!!
Take your pick.
9:47 pm on November 10th, 2009
I thought Macs were for girls?
10:57 pm on November 10th, 2009
When I am king, Dingle will be first against the wall.
12:20 pm on November 12th, 2009
Have you tried making muffins instead of bread? They are easier to take on the go and share, and they don’t take as long to bake.
1:31 pm on November 12th, 2009
I have not – mainly because all the cupcake pans I’ve come across in China are larger than my oven (which is tiny).
So bread it is.