wuhan

spent a couple of days in wuhan recently. photos will be up soon. heres a couple of emails i wrote from my lunch

From: Terence
Sent: 06/04/2010 02:17 PM ZE8
To: Colin
Subject: The scene
A japanese restaurant in a shopping mall.

A man with a baseball cap is berating the poor waitress who had the termerity to tell him he couldn’t smoke.

He is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, versace like shades and carrying a large European carry all.

He sits down, studies the menu, and tries to call a waitress over.

Snapping his fingers loudly) “??Lai! ” he exclaims.

I drink my Coke in the corner and ask for the fa piao.

From: Terence
To: Colin
Date: 06/04/2010 02:23 PM
Subject: Re: The scene

Oh, they’ve ordered sake for lunch.

His companions have arrived, one, a portly middle aged man with a brush cut straight out of the PLA recruiting manual and a toothpick jammed into the corner of his mouth, the other, a female of indeterminate age, slightly pigeon toed, un certain of her walk on plastic clear heels.

She is screaming into a mobile phone.

Attractive in the classical sense, a long legged beauty, she makes you think of the old adage “no matter how good looking, someone, somewhere is tired of dealing with her.”

I recognize this comment as it applies to me right now in this moment.

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